About

22 岁，女， 新加坡。

I am boring and extremely pretentious most of the time. I blog about the inane and am not in the least bit apologetic. I strongly believe that the world needs more humour, compassion, and common sense.

I’m on Facebook and Flickr and Couchsurfing. Woots!

A list of things about me to bore you to death:

1. I am the greatest enemy of the English grammar.
2. It is tragic that hardly anybody appreciates my sense of humour.
3. My mum is this close to giving out Boyfriend Bonuses.
4. My parents have officially (and very gleefully) inducted the phrases “你的孩子” and “我的孙子” into our domestic vocabulary. Using such phrases on a twenty-friggin-one-year-old everyday will bring unthinkable negative effects on her psyche.
5. Love/lust is just a romanticized form of self-torture.
6. I hope this is just PMS but I wish I could grab indecisive aimai aimai people by their necks and shake them until they lose their way home.
7. Can somebody sweep me off my feet and teleport us to a deserted island, LYK RITE NAO?!
8. I am The Greatest Phony The World Has Seen.
9. I love the smell of paper bags!
10. My house has everything but a cat.