深夜里的废话

为我太久没哭的事担心, 是不是杞人忧天?世界那么大,我的这种问题跟全人类面对的问题比,可笑至极。

可是我还是想哭一下的,是一种净化,洗涤心灵的方式。 我羡慕能哭的人,他们有为心大扫除的能力,有享受伤悲的敏感度。 相较之下,我好像冷血动物,对什么都冷眼旁观,麻木冷感。

阿牛也唱道:“只有真心懂得付出的人 才懂得何谓哭 为何哭 心会痛 心也会感动” 我却连哭都哭不出来, 早已忘记哭的滋味了,我还是不是人啊? 是不是因为太久都没有心痛,没有感动?难道我真的只剩铁石心肠?哦,呜呼!

终于能哭的时候,我大概会为我的能哭感到欣喜万分吧。不知道,能让我这种冷血无情的人哭的人/事,还有什么?祝我早日落泪!

。。。

I’m convinced durians are chockfull of endorphins, regardless of how scientifically-incorrect this sounds. I just wolfed down four great hoots, and am happy as a lark. I live by a park and every time I pass runners on my way out, I feel slightly apologetic and daren’t look them in the eye. I’m sorry that some still look in need of exercise despite sweating it out every day while I get away with looking slim without any exercise. Unless shopping and running after buses count, that is.

Chicken tikka masala!* Kw is blissfully attached now and I am going to keep it from my mum for the longest time possible, lest she uses this as yet another reason to pressurise me into finding a 臭男人。

*Chicken tikka masala: “A westernised Indian dish based on baked chicken chunks (chicken tikka) cooked in a curry sauce. It has been hailed as “Britain‘s true national dish”[1] but is popular throughout the world. “ –Wiki

I just find it a very good exclamatory expression and will use it in place of “wahlao”, “wahpiang”, etc.

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